Humanoid Robots Without the Hype

A crisp weekly briefing on who's closest to your living room—and what's still a lab demo.

10,000+ Readers • 100% Free • Every Friday

01

The Big 3

1X NEO humanoid robot
1X
Preorders Open

NEO targets household chores with teleop + growing autonomy; deliveries slated 2026.

Figure humanoid robot
Figure
In-Home 2025

Figure 03 frames a home helper path; not on sale yet—watch alpha learnings.

Tesla Optimus humanoid robot
Tesla
Target 2026

Factory-first deployments; consumer pricing and dates unannounced.

Concept A · Halo Spotlight

A cinematic stage treatment that gives each robot a halo, headline, and key stat for at-a-glance comparison.

1X NEO

1X NEO humanoid robot

Household-ready teleoperation, autonomy assist, and a 2026 delivery window.

Figure 03

Figure humanoid robot

Vision-language powered demos that preview a flexible home helper in 2025.

Tesla Optimus

Tesla Optimus robot

Factory-proven manipulation targeting consumer rollout once reliability clears the bar.

Concept B · Split Panels

Three dramatic panels that root each robot to the baseline for a grounded, product-forward presentation.

1X NEO

Teleop-first, ready for chores.

1X NEO humanoid robot

Figure 03

Vision-driven autonomy milestones.

Figure humanoid robot

Tesla Optimus

Industrial-grade manipulation.

Tesla Optimus robot

Concept C · Overlay Focus

Full-bleed cards with zoomed portraits and overlay copy for a punchy, marketing-ready treatment.

1X NEO

Teleop chore expert • Ship 2026

Figure 03

Vision-language autonomy • Trials 2025

Tesla Optimus

Industrial proven • Consumer TBD

Concept D · Immersive Panels

Edge-to-edge photography with cinematic tinting that keeps the robots front and center while maintaining copy legibility.

Teleop • Household Trials

1X NEO

Floating-arm dexterity and remote-first controls bridge today’s gap toward full autonomy.

Vision-Language Stack

Figure 03

High-frequency simulation runs inform deliberate in-home skills with a confident 2025 roadmap.

Factory-Born Reliability

Tesla Optimus

Industrial learnings drive balance, grasping, and pricing signals before the consumer switch flips.

02

Latest News

Humanoid funding thumbnail
Funding Consumer

1X Opens NEO Preorders with $10K Deposit

Norwegian robotics company 1X has begun accepting $10,000 refundable deposits for its NEO humanoid robot, targeting delivery in 2026.

Why it matters: Preorders don't equal shipments. But they do force a support model, supply chain, and clear definitions of "works today."
Robot demo thumbnail
Demo AI

Figure Demonstrates Autonomous Coffee Making

Figure's latest video shows Figure 03 making coffee autonomously using vision-language models.

Why it matters: Real autonomy in one task doesn't mean general household competence. But it's a clear milestone.
03

Timeline

Q4 2024

1X Opens NEO Preorders

$10K refundable deposits accepted. Limited production run targeting early adopters.

Q2 2025

Figure In-Home Alpha Testing

Select households to receive Figure 03 units for supervised testing.

Late 2025

Tesla Optimus Factory Scale-Up

Hundreds of units deployed in Tesla factories.

2026

First Consumer Deliveries

1X NEO deliveries begin to preorder customers.

04

Explainers

Teleoperation vs Autonomy

Break down who is actually driving the robot and how often vision-language models step in.

Household Safety Protocols

The standards emerging for fall detection, torque limits, and certification.

Demo vs Deployment

Spot the difference between a polished video and capabilities customers can expect.

05

Comparison

Company Model Specs Hands Availability Price
1X NEO 5'5" / 66 lbs 2-finger 2026 ~$30K
Figure Figure 03 5'6" / 130 lbs 5-finger Alpha 2025 TBD
Tesla Optimus Gen 3 5'8" / 160 lbs 5-finger TBD <$25K
06
Video
Figure 03 Demo Analysis

Figure's coffee sequence highlights smoother grasp planning and fewer cuts than earlier demos.

07
Newsletter
08
Jobs

Controls Engineer

1X — Tune locomotion for tight apartment layouts.

Perception Lead

Figure — Fuse language models with manipulation policies.

Safety Researcher

Tesla — Build validation for Optimus home pilots.